你们聊,我先走了

村口一蹲

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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">小兔说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小兔兔</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小猪说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小猪猪</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小狗说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小狗狗</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小鸡说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">E</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">E </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">D</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">D </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">C</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我妈妈叫我小</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">C </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">B</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王家老五说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外面的人叫我王五</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王家老六说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外面的人叫我王六</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王家老七说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外面的人叫我王七</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王家老八说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小猫说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">村里人叫我小猫崽子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小牛说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">村里人叫我小牛崽子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小马说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">村里人叫我小马崽子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小兔说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  老龟说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外人叫我龟太爷</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  大龟说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外人叫我龟爷爷</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  中龟说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">外人叫我龟老子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小龟和小小龟说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我们先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小兔说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我开的酒吧为兔吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小龟说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我开的酒吧为龟吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小羊说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我开的酒吧为羊吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小鸡说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了<BR><BR><BR><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> 猫对我说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我是你奶奶的猫</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  狗对我说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我是你奶奶的狗</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  鱼对我说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我是你奶奶的鱼</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  熊说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  浪客说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我浪人</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  武士说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我武人</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  高手说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">人们叫我高人</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  剑客说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  师父说:李××,我就叫你小李吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  张××,我就叫你小张吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  马××,我就叫你小马吧</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王××说:我有事先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王明</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">李明</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">陈明说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">老师叫我们小明们</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">!<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王红</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">李红</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">陈红说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">老师叫我们小红们</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">!<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王强</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">李强</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">陈强说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">老师叫我们小强们</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">也很好听</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">!<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  王刚</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">李刚</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">陈刚说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我们先走了</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">!<BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  森林里开动物选美大会,于是:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小孔雀说:大家来看我的孔雀毛,漂亮</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">~<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小天鹅说:大家来看我的天鹅毛,华丽!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小仙鹤说:大家来看我的仙鹤毛,脱俗%<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">  小鹰说:你们聊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #684322; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; LETTER-SPACING: 2.7pt">我先走了</SPAN></SPAN>
 

loy

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村口漏了很多啊~~~这个笑话我记得NNNNN长的。。。。
 

loy

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浪客说:“人们叫我浪人,好听!”
武士说:“人们叫我武人,也好听!”
高手说:“人们叫我高人,也很好听!”
剑客说:“你们聊,我先走了!”

张靓颖说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫颖”
何洁说:“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫洁”
周笔畅说“崇拜我的歌迷都说:偶的偶像叫畅”
李宇春说:“你们聊,我先走了!”


高等数学老师说:这学期我教高数,
大学物理老师说:这学期我教大物,
模拟电子老师说:这学期我教模电,
社会主义经济老师说:你们聊,我先走了。

北京大学的说:我是北大的。
天津大学的说:我是天大的。
上海大学的说:我是上大的。
厦门大学的说:你们聊,我先走了!

李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁!
傅作义将军说:我这人,有义!
左权将军说:我这人,有权!
霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了!

美能达的用户说:我们是美人!
佳能的用户说:我们是佳人!
华光的用户说:我们是华人!
尼康的用户说:你们聊,我先走了!

老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门
老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门
老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门
老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了!

白色的玉说:我叫白玉。
碧绿色的玉说:我叫碧玉。
红色的玉说:我叫红玉。
杏色的玉说:你们聊,我先走了!

师范学院的学生说:我是“师院”的
铁道学院的学生说:我是“铁院”的
职业学院的学生说:我是“职院”的
技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了!

还有太多太多了~~感兴趣的去狗狗上面搜一下吧~~我以前是在别的一个论坛看到的,大家无限YY,以至于后来这个出名了。。。 [s:19]