新警察故事

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<p>我曾经是一个英勇的警察<br /><br />为了完成任务，我经常化妆成车手抓贼<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/01.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/01.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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}" /></p><p>由于我的英勇表现，上司给我配了一辆好车<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/05.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/05.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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}" /></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p /><p>虽然她有时候会做些不雅的动作，她还是让我心动不已<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/08.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/08.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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}" /></p><p /><p>为了引起她的注意，我每天把皮鞋擦得贼亮贼亮的<br /><br />没想到在一次出任务的时候竟然帮了我的大忙<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/09.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/09.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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}" /></p><p /><p>我的突出表现，让她开始对我产生了好感，每天叫我带她的宠物猪去散步<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/10.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/10.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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}" /></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p /><p>连嘘嘘的时间也没有，只能在出任务的时候顺便解决内急<br /><br /><img alt="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/12.jpg" src="http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200609/08/jingcha/12.jpg" onload="function anonymous()
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好可爱的警察，谢谢提供 [s:51]

 

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