千万别脱衣服!不然死定了!

邹依杰

游客
Bill Gates dies in a car accident.Casa De Ducha He finds himself in purgatory(炼狱) Tina , being sized up by God. Well, Bill,Casa de Sauna I''m really confused on this call; I''m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly(可怕的,Mueble de baños 惨白的) Windows ''95. I''m going to do something I''ve never done before, in your case; I''m going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well, what''s the difference between the two?" Accesorios eléctricos God said, "I''m willing to let you visit both places briefly,if it will help your decision.

 

邹依杰

游客
Tom is applying for cleaning tools a job as a Quick Dry Mop signalman for the local Door Mat railroad, and is told to meet the Folding chair inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Carpet Sweeper Tom a pop quiz,Candle art asking, Night Light "What would you do if you Bath sponge realized that twoAluminum Portable Ashtray trains were heading Plastic Hanger towards each Luggage suitcase other on the Iron Candlestick same track?"
Tom says, Sink mat "I would switch Earthquake Survival Kit one train to another track."
"What if the lever(杠杆)Cloth bucket broke?" asks the inspector.
"I''d run down to Car brush the tracks and silicon water blade use the manual lever,Plastic snow shovel " answers Tom.
"What if that had Broom and dustpan been struck by Electric Swatter lightning?" challenges the
inspector.
"Then," Tom continues,Kids Mini Flashlight "I''d run back up here and use the Hat phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case,"preservation box Tom argues,Mat "I''d run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".
"What if that had been vandalized(毁坏,摧残) ?"