世界上最强的中国式英文

[高鼻梁女生]

1.we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
　　2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
　　4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
　　6．you me you me 彼此彼此
　　7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
　　8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
　　9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
　　13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
　　14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
　　15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
　　　 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
　　 小明：I am sorry five!
　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
　　18．you have two down son。你有两下子

 

[zhuyubin]

[s:46] [s:46]

 

[金城武]

If you no three no four,I will give you color to see see
如何你不三不四，我要给你点颜色看看

中学时英语课代表对我说的，害我翻译了饿好久

 

[紫笨笨]

楼上的这句土话是我们那边的

 

[金城武]

这句话全国通用的

 

[餲酸奶的貓貓]

还有一句：ｇｏ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｍｏｔｈｅｒ＇ｓ．．．．．．我第一次听到是一个英语专业的ＭＭ说的，瀑布汗。。。

 

[bp74]

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

[s:19] [s:19] 这样都可以。。好好笑。

 

[1.2.3.4.叮]

The boat go to the bridge and go straight.

船到桥头自然直. [s:11]

 

[天凉好个秋]

哈哈哈，能人啊！

 

[Ken_Chan]

If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! [s:46]

 

[餲酸奶的貓貓]

high nose woman born??