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The man in the prison Glow Plugs asked a new comer why he was sent there.Diesel Engine Glow Plug The new comer answered:Hot Surface Igniter "I am out of luck, I think.Intake Air Heater A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."
"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!"
"I told you I had bad luck, didn''t I?" the man sighed, Heater Glow Plug "The trouble is that I didn''t notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."
在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。”
“但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”
“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气,“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”